that I faked it. A lot.
that I’m sick of pretending that it’s really big enough… when it’s not. Or that size doesn’t matter… it does!
You were right… when woman say that they’ve never done that before – they are lying… So sorry, I lied to you too!
I gave you a hard time whenever I caught you in a lie but I was lying too. When I found out you were cheating, I cheated too.
, during dinner, you were picking your nose when you thought I wasn’t looking…
you shared your colonics experience on our first date while I was eating sushi.