I slept with your brother a few times…

I slept with your brother… a few times. You actually almost walked in on us, too bad you missed it by 3 minutes.

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You are an a**hole You never stopped smoking…

You are an a**hole. You never stopped smoking weed long enough to go out on a “date”. You slept until 2:00pm. I wasted 6 1/2 years. I am not a bitch. I am not stupid. I am not a f***ing whore. I didn’t look at the guy standing at the bus stop as we drove by because I wanted to screw him. You can no longer raise your hand to me. You can no longer make me hide in the corner. I do not cry because of you anymore. I am keeping the dogs!

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Your brother is hotter

Your brother is hotter…

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