Buggin Out

So I was at Bae’s house as per usual and we were cuddled up on his couch. We ate, drank, and watched a movie. Once the movie was over, I gave him that look….it was time to get it on.

Beauty portrait of girl with afro.

Kissing, hugging, sucking, you name it. It got so hot and heavy that we didn’t even make it to the bedroom. We started on the couch and then the dining room chair. He gave me everything! [I got mine and then some!]

He took charge [just the way I like it] and led me to the living room floor where he bent me over and gave it to me like his life depended on it. [Marry me!] He kissed me on the back of my neck and then the small of my back. [Whew!] My knees were getting weak….partly because he was pounding the sh** out of me and also because he didn’t have much padding in his carpet, so the pressure was killing my knees.  [That sh** really hurt!]

Beautiful nude woman at the window. Perfect female body

He pushed me down, arched my back a little more, and I just knew he was about to climax, but, out of no where, I let out a screech and practically jumped out of my skin. Why? Not because I had the “big O” again, which would’ve been nice. Nope! That wasn’t it at all. What was it? A mother f***cking bug crawled up my leg. 

SilverfishI hopped up with the quickness and ran around the living room screaming and trying to get that thing off of my leg.   A damn silver fish was on me. A SILVER FISH! [Yuck! Shoot me now!] I got it off of me, but didn’t get a chance to kill it because that sucker crawled away so damn fast along with me being in major panic mode.  I was so distraught after that, that I couldn’t even continue.

This Date Is Over!

I was so traumatized that I haven’t had sex on the floor since that incident.

Sincerely,

Exterminate before you beat it up 

What would you do in this situation? Would you have been able to recover if a bug crawled on you during sex? What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you during sex?

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