So I was at a bar crawl with my boyfriend on a Saturday night and he invited some of his friends to tag along. As the night went on, my boyfriend seemed to have a chip on his shoulders by showboating and making snide remarks to me in front of his friends. [Ummmmm you need to chill out because I’m really not trying to tell you about yourself in front of your friends.] We wrapped things up at the last bar and decided to soak up the alcohol with a jumbo slice of pizza. Larry, one of the tag-alongs, offered to buy everyone pizza. He asked what...read more
So I decided to take myself to brunch one Sunday at one of my favorite restaurants to get some work done. You know…kill two birds with one stone. Anyway as I was working on my laptop, I noticed this scruffy looking guy walking in my direction. I assumed he was going to a nearby table, but to my chagrin, he pulled up a chair RIGHT next to me. [F**K!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are sooooo many open seats in this place. Why are you encroaching on my space?] I was not in the mood to entertain any form of conversation and continued to work on my laptop as...read more
The Thisdateisover.com team would like to thank everyone for attending Late Night Laser Tag this past Saturday. We had a ball and hope you did as well. Click the image above to see pictures from the event. We look forward to seeing you in June for Prom Night, The Do-Over (for adults only), so stay tuned for more details. Be sure to check out Thisdateisover.com to read the HILARIOUS bad date stories and share your own. We post upcoming events on the site as well. Email your bad date stories to email@example.com. (Everything is posted...read more
So I have known this girl since undergrad (so about 15 years) and the timing was always off for us: either I was clueless and naive or she had a boyfriend when I came to my senses. Anyway, we reconnected and started spending time together going to happy hour, movies, dinner…the regular stuff. As time went on, our feelings grew stronger and we spent a lot more time together at her place and mine. [Cue porn music.] Things were going well, sex was GREAT [much better than expected], communication was consistent. I teleworked on Friday so that...read more
So I was at a holiday party on a Thursday night with one of my girlfriends and the place [a nightclub] was packed. There was a free buffet and, naturally, we gravitated to that line. [Hey! A girl’s gotta eat! Why turn down free food? Lol] While in line, this rather attractive guy approached me and it appeared that the attraction was mutual. We had some small talk, exchanged numbers, and that was that. I let him know that I had a busy weekend ahead due to previous engagements and the fact that it was a few days before Christmas, but that...read more
So I matched with this guy on tinder, we exchanged numbers from there and he suggested that we meet for drinks. [Cool I love happy hour…right up my alley!] He asked me where I worked and I gave him some options to choose from that were close to me. We narrowed it down to a sports bar or a swanky Mexican joint…..he chose the sports bar.read more
We’ve rented the place out after hours so that we can have some good ole fun! So get your tickets, bring a friend or four, and let’s have some fun on Saturday, March 25th at 10:30pm at XP Laser Sport in Laurel, MD.
Order tickets at tagme.eventbrite.com.
So I was driving home from work and happened to be listening to the radio, which is super rare for me. I overheard a commercial for a comedy show that was happening that coming Friday at 8pm which was a couple of days away. [Holy sh*t! Why am I just now hearing about this show? Where have I been?] Anyway, I had my mind set on getting tickets because there were a lot of great acts on the lineup and I love me a good…read more
So I was on my way to Europe, but had a layover in New Jersey. On my layover flight, I was gonna tune everything out and plug in my headphones, but the guy next to me decided to strike up a conversation [mother f*****!] He was not at all my type from a physical standpoint (his head was MASSIVE and his shoes were all the way run over), but he was very cool and I’m always down to connect with new people. Anyway, we had the typical ‘where are you from, where are you going, what do you do’ conversation. He disclosed that he was a surgeon in New...read more