Tell us about your BAD DATES!
So when I moved into my new house, I was super excited to get everything decorated. Everything was in place and the only thing I had left to do was hang my curtain rods. I called people to see who could help me and everyone was busy. One day, I got a call from the maintenance man at my old apartment calling to congratulate me and telling me he would miss seeing me around. [We used to talk briefly before I decided to move, but had not in almost a year.] I thanked him and told him about the curtain rods. He quickly said “I’ll do it!” and I was...read more
So I met and became friends with this guy named Tony (not his real name). I found him attractive, but never had the courage to really make a move because I was shy and didn’t know if he was remotely attracted to me. We eventually lost touch…nothing personal…we just didn’t communicate as much. Fast forward a few months…. It was a normal afternoon and I was at home chilling [because I had nothing else better to do lol]. My phone rang and it was Tony!!!! I was brewing with excitement and simply couldn’t answer the phone quick enough. I made up...read more
So it was Summer 2003 and I met this guy through a coworker because I needed someone to hook me up with bootleg cable. I called the guy, gave him my address, and we agreed on a time for him to come by later that evening. He came over at around 6 or so with his tools and, not to be mean, he kinda looked like a hamster with man boobs. He flirted with me the entire time [I was skinny and cute back then], so I figured I’d flirt back so that he could bring down his $300 fee. Anyway, he hooked up my cable, started looking around my place, and...read more
So I was on a first date with this guy at a restaurant that recently opened. I was excited to go to the restaurant because it was a chic, modern spot with a loungy vibe (if that made any sense) and they were big on featuring local artists (I’m an artist by the way). Anyway, things were going well (so I thought) until my date made a weird face. Me: Is everything ok? Him: Man what kind of place is this? It’s a whole bunch of cake boys (translation: homosexual men) in here? Me: Ummmm it’s a new restaurant and what dudes are you referring to...read more
So I lost my job [layoff] and was without health insurance. Due to my layoff/unemployment status, my health insurance went from a little over $100 per month through my employer to over $500 per month and I simply couldn’t afford that. To my surprise and disappointment, I had fallen very ill such that I had to go to a specialist to get an MRI which cost close to $2,000 out of pocket [how the f*** am I gonna pay for this?]. I was REALLY upset about it and like any normal person, I expressed my concern on Facebook. [lol] Once I shared my grief...read more