The Tap Out

So this guy I had been seeing for a few months came over one night and after a while, things started to get hot and heavy [as expected…Hey a girl has needs damn it! lmbo]. His lips were so soft and the way he kissed all over me got me beyond excited.

He started at my lips, worked his way down to my neck, then my chest, then my belly…..and of course he was headed to my sweet spot. [OOOOH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!]

While he was down there, I became increasingly overwhelmed with a feeling that I had NEVER felt before. What feeling was that? Total DISAPPOINTMENT!

THIS DATE IS OVER!

I mean this guy sucked and not in a good way. I didn’t know what the hell he was doing [and neither did he], but whatever it was, it was NOT pleasurable. I tried to hang in there and see if he was going to get it right, but I couldn’t help but burst into uncontrollable laughter [and I was not in a teaching mood]. So in an effort to not completely embarrass the guy, I grabbed the pillow and covered my face so that I could mask my laughter. [SMH]

Unfortunately, he had mistaken my laughter for moans and seemed to move his face around even harder, and that only made it worse. I couldn’t take it anymore, so I tapped the guy on the shoulder, told him to stop, turned over and went to sleep.