No you cannot borrow any money from me. No I don’t care that you’re about to be homeless. Eff off!
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OH AND THANK GOD I DIDN’T GET YOUR GENTIAL WARTS………
Dear Ex, You are every negative stereotype that is associated to young black men. You still live at home with you mama, AND YOU DON’T PAY RENT, in a roach and bed bug infested section 8 apartment. You have two or more kids that you don’t pay child support for, and threatened the lives of both baby’s mothers when child support is asked for. Ha, you want to be a rapper LMFAO. You don’t have a real job, and you smoke weed daily. You Cautiously lied and cheated on good women who tried to help mold your lazy ass into somewhat of a decent person. So in the words of your…
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3 sum…
Dear Ex, I’m sorry that I over enjoyed our 3 some that was your idea, that you feel like I gave her the D you claim I never gave you, that I was having a 2 some and you were just there. I apologize that you lost your bestfriend and your man @ the same d***n time, I also apologize for telling you that picking your best friend was a awful idea, and in closing I apologize for you not listening and for me enjoying some good ole BF tang too much , love you… Sincerely , The MF
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I’m sorry that you weren’t secure with you…
I’m sorry that you weren’t secure with you lack of EVERYTHING to be able to handle a woman like me. I’m sorry you are 26 and still trying to get your under graduate degree. I’m sorry your hips don’t lie and are bigger than mines. Moreover, I’m sorry I spent 9 months trying to over look all those things. I’m glad that I’ve finally seen the light!
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You are an a**hole You never stopped smoking…
You are an a**hole. You never stopped smoking weed long enough to go out on a “date”. You slept until 2:00pm. I wasted 6 1/2 years. I am not a bitch. I am not stupid. I am not a f***ing whore. I didn’t look at the guy standing at the bus stop as we drove by because I wanted to screw him. You can no longer raise your hand to me. You can no longer make me hide in the corner. I do not cry because of you anymore. I am keeping the dogs!