I’m glad your my Ex because you were slowing me down. Now I’m doing bigger and better things w/o your ass. I’m like the Jefferson, “I’m moving on up”…

I wasn’t the least bit sad when you told me your mother was ill because she’s just as grimey as you! I want to care but I really don’t!

You were right… when woman say that they’ve never done that before – they are lying… So sorry, I lied to you too!

I gave you a hard time whenever I caught you in a lie but I was lying too. When I found out you were cheating, I cheated too.

I want to thank you for showing me who I didn’t want to be. It’s funny how when we broke up you assumed that I would holla at two particular chicks who just happen to be my friends. I guess you were wrong about my “so called” cheating ways. I’ve seen the dude that you’re talking to and he kind of looks like your former boyfriend. Oh well have nice life.