So a guy asked me for my number while I was out running errands and in a week’s time we made plans to go out on a date. He seemed cool, but leading up to the date he gave me a disclaimer by saying “Don’t be surprised if people come up to me while we’re out and ask me for my autograph.” I asked why and he said “because I look like an NFL player.” I said “Which one?” and he said “Not anyone in particular. Just a football player.” 0_0
I guess being a stocky/fat black guy automatically causes one to assume that you are a professional football player AND ask you for an autograph. ”Excuse me sir, but you look famous. Can I have your autograph?” GTFOH
