
So I met this girl online and we talked for a while. Eventually, we decided to have our first meetup at restaurant for dinner. The Meetup… When I arrived and in spite of all of the GREAT pictures she had online, this chick looked quite BUSTED. She had on a long puffy coat with absolutely no shape that looked like a damn sleeping bag. She was probably like a size 8, but had on a
So I met this guy in a popular nightlclub in DC and we dated for a few months. Things progressed pretty well and pretty quickly. Eventually, our dates became longer and longer until one night I decided to give him some. Things were getting hot and heavy…I asked him if he had any condoms and he said “no”. So I told him to get some. My neighborhood was a pretty popular neighborhood with plenty of
So this story is embarrassing. Not in the sense of throwing up in my date’s lap or her letting one rip when I leave the room and I still hear it. This is embarrassing because it put my career on the line. As we all know, the Christmas season is the time when office parties get popping. I love ’em! These events can be a ball of fun as well as a casual way to
[This is the full story from our original Mass Text Fail post in February 2013] So I was approached by a guy in a popular night club in DC and I REALLY liked what I saw, as he was tall, chocolate, and just delicious. We exchanged numbers and he called me a few days later. I was feeling him because we had very thought-provoking conversations [YES!!! I love a SMART man especially one who can
So this guy I had been seeing for a few months came over one night and after a while, things started to get hot and heavy [as expected…Hey a girl has needs damn it! lmbo]. His lips were so soft and the way he kissed all over me got me beyond excited. He started at my lips, worked his way down to my neck, then my chest, then my belly…..and of course he was headed