So I went to happy hour with this guy that I had been dating for a couple of months. Because he was a self-proclaimed lightweight, he only had one drink [apparently, I’m some sort of lush because I had three lol] and we stuffed our faces with wings and fries [I’m very health conscious 0_0 lol]. We went back to my place to watch movies and as the night wore on, my buzz went away,
So I connected with this girl last night at a bar. I wanted to take her out and stuff (court her the right way)….Picnics, movies and sh#!t. She tells me to call her, so I attempt 3-4 times the very next day until I get frustrated and text her saying “I guess you are giving me the hand”. She eventually responds via text saying that her phone was in her room (for 12-15 hours).
So one of my friends told me that his girlfriend wanted me to go out on a double date with her best friend. I had heard stories that this “best friend” was always causing drama when they were out together as well as this chick being a “hoe”. I agreed to take one for the team and go out with this chick, but only because my friend asked me. I am not into dating someone
So I met this guy through a friend of mine and I thought he was very cool. We exchanged numbers and continued to get to know each other. He invited me over for dinner one night and I was rather excited. Why? Because I absolutely LOVE a man in the kitchen. I put the finishing touches on my outfit and headed to his place for our dinner date. Once I arrived, the aroma of deliciousness
You cannot be serious sir? What happened to substance? People are so quick to skip formalities and jump into the bedroom. Smh! For starters, don’t brag about having a big penis to anyone, especially a black woman [been there…done that]. And besides, who says cock? Lol. I can’t! This date is OVER! Have any words of wisdom, crazy or unique dating stories to share? Post them to http://www.thisdateisover.com. Like us on FACEBOOK and Follow us