So I’m having lunch alone outside of a cafe at an upscale mall when this tall, chocolate man in a pinstripe suit walks by. (Anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE a clean-cut man, especially one in a pinstripe suit.) I totally melted because he was FINE and hoped that he noticed me because I was too shy to approach him. Anyway, our eyes met….I smiled…he smiled, but he continued on to wherever he
So I was leaving a happy hour event and as I was walking to my car, my eyes became fixated on a handsome stranger. Apparently, he liked what he saw too and asked for my number…of course I obliged. We talked on the phone a few times and made plans to meet up for lunch the following week. He took me to a new restaurant in the city and we were having a pretty good
So I was leaving a friend’s party and got a call from a guy that I had met previously online. Fortunately, he was literally 3 blocks away at a local bar, so I decided to meet up with him before heading home. (No he wasn’t naked but I know this is how his body looks under his clothes. lol) I walked inside the bar and G** DAMN this dude was all kinds of delicious. He
So I was at a holiday party chatting with the guy who did the fabulous decor. He was absolutely freakin’ hilarious and we really hit it off…on a plutonic level. Why? Because his rather feminine demeanor screamed to me that this guy was totally gay. Anyway, we exchanged cards so that we could keep in touch with regards to doing events together and to also kick back, have drinks and the like. In my mind,
So sparks are flying, endorphines are on overdrive, and he’s about to put it on you [so you think]. He whips it out and you’re like “ehhhh it’s aiiight…I can work with that…no big deal” UNTIL he pulls out a damn Magnum condom. *SMH* You then find yourself blinking profusely as if his member is going to miraculously grow to fit inside this extra large condom; however, reality sets in with a question burning inside