So I met this girl online and we talked for a while. Eventually, we decided to have our first meetup at restaurant for dinner. The Meetup… When I arrived and in spite of all of the GREAT pictures she had online, this chick looked quite BUSTED. She had on a long puffy coat with absolutely no shape that looked like a damn sleeping bag. She was probably like a size 8, but had on a
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So I met this guy in a popular nightlclub in DC and we dated for a few months. Things progressed pretty well and pretty quickly. Eventually, our dates became longer and longer until one night I decided to give him some. Things were getting hot and heavy…I asked him if he had any condoms and he said “no”. So I told him to get some. My neighborhood was a pretty popular neighborhood with plenty of
So this story is embarrassing. Not in the sense of throwing up in my date’s lap or her letting one rip when I leave the room and I still hear it. This is embarrassing because it put my career on the line. As we all know, the Christmas season is the time when office parties get popping. I love ’em! These events can be a ball of fun as well as a casual way to
[This is the full story from our original Mass Text Fail post in February 2013] So I was approached by a guy in a popular night club in DC and I REALLY liked what I saw, as he was tall, chocolate, and just delicious. We exchanged numbers and he called me a few days later. I was feeling him because we had very thought-provoking conversations [YES!!! I love a SMART man especially one who can