In the middle of our conversation, Steve’s extremely pregnant wife (at least 8 months) waddled over to us with a scowl on her face [I don’t know why the hell she was in the club in the first place, but oh well] and gives me a very dry “hello” as she and I were introduced. I congratulated her on her pea in the pod…she rolled her eyes, gave me a half-assed “thank you”, and walked away.
I went back over to my girlfriends to continue enjoying the party when Steve’s wife reappeared and stood in between us while placing her big @$$ stomach on me. Clearly this chick was pissed, as the conversation went like this:
Her: “How do you know Steve?”
Me: “I know him through Mary…for about 10 years now.”
Her: “Mmmmm hmmmmm…Well aint gone be no more one-on-one pictures with my husband!”
Me: [insert blank stare]”Okay. I will respect your wishes, but it’s really not that serious. It was just a picture”
My girlfriends and I burst into uncontrollable laughter as Steve’s wife walked away because she looked like a d@mn fool and totally overreacted.
Unfortunately, this heifer couldn’t leave well enough alone and shouted to us “Are y’all laughing at me?” to which we all shouted back “YES WE ARE!” Would you believe that this broad started posturing with her shoulders as if she was Floyd Mayweather and was gearing up to fight me with her 8 month old belly? [SMH]
My friend Carmen tried to diffuse the situation [poor Carmen] and told Steve’s wife to go have a seat, but that only further infuriated this pregnant chick. So since it’s socially unacceptable to punch a pregnant woman in the face, Carmen flagged Steve down by screaming “STEVE, COME AND GET YOUR WIFE!”
Long story more boring, Steve rushed over to see what was going on and tried to calm his wife down…even John chimed in and told her that 1) it was his idea to take the picture in the first place and 2) there was no reason for her to be upset because there was nothing going on between me and Steve, but the chick was just relentless. To make matters worse, Steve and his pregnant wife got into a nasty argument which caused him to storm out and leave her at the club.
So to the pregnant chick, was the embarrassment really worth it? You acted a damn fool by arguing with your husband and complete strangers at a club AND your husband left you there to find your own way home. It’s quite obvious that the man only has eyes for you: he married your crazy @$$, impregnated you, and brought you with him to the damn club when you should have been at home with your feet propped on a pillow. If you continue to act the way that you do, you just might find yourself by yourself. I didn’t want your man when he was single and I don’t want him now.
So the moral of the story is don’t be a jealous beyotch!
Signed,
It was just a picture
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