So sparks are flying, endorphines are on overdrive, and he’s about to put it on you [so you think]. He whips it out and you’re like “ehhhh it’s aiiight…I can work with that…no big deal” UNTIL he pulls out a damn Magnum condom. *SMH* You then find yourself blinking profusely as if his member is going to miraculously grow to fit inside this extra large condom; however, reality sets in with a question burning inside that you dare not say out loud…..but every ounce of you wants to ask DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT MAGNUM? I mean seriously?
Fellas, have you no shame? What is going through your mind that causes you to really think your average-sized manhood requires a Magnum? You of all people know that you are definitely NOT packing downstairs, so do us a favor and stay in your lane by sticking with regular condoms. You don’t see a flat-chested chick wearing a double D bra…Why? Because, like you, she can’t fill it out!
Please stop the madness because your [fill in the blank] really aint that big! Lol
Sincerely,
You’re not fooling anyone
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