So I went to chill with this guy at his place and watch movies [so naive I know! lol]. Unbeknownst to me, this guy lived in a studio apartment and that his bed also served as the couch [oh! I see where this is going….slick move my man!]. Anyway, we were lying on the bed (couch) watching movies when he got up to go to the bathroom. He came back shortly thereafter and I all of a sudden became extremely uncomfortable. Why? Because he didn’t wash his hands. [EWWWWWWW nasty mother f*****!]

See the thing is….the way his place was setup, the bathroom was separate from the sink and in order to get to and from the bathroom, one had to pass by the sink.

When he came back and sat next to me, I couldn’t help but to try and get to the bottom of this pissy finger incident:

Me: So aren’t you going to wash your hands?

Him: Huh?

Me: Your hands? You just used the bathroom…aren’t you going to wash your hands?

Him: Oh yeah. I forgot. [YOU FORGOT? HOW DOES ONE FORGET TO WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM? Clearly this is the norm for you Mr. McNasty!]

GROSS!

THIS DATE IS OVER!

Call me anal, but if a man can’t handle basic hygiene needs, then that’s a HUGE red flag to me. So many illnesses and deaths can be reduced if people simply washed their hands! Don’t take my word for it…The CDC also agrees http://www.cdc.gov/healthywater/hygiene/fast_facts.html.

Sincerely,

Wash your damn hands [WITH SOAP]