Wings and Tings

So a guy invited me to join him at a sports bar to watch a basketball game. I accepted his offer and headed to meet him there.  He was fine as all get out, the conversation flowed nicely, and he was good friends with one of the bartenders which meant we got the super duper homeboy discount on everything. [Hallelujah!] I was a little hungry and didn’t want to drink on an empty stomach, so I ordered a dozen wings.  I offered my date some of the wings, but he declined stating that he wasn’t hungry.  I started to get full, so I asked the bartender to bring me a…