Light Bright Hoe

So I met this guy at a friend’s barbecue over the summer and we really hit it off.  He was funny, outgoing, and a smooth talker.  He was into literature, black culture, and a graduate of the ‘mecca’ of historically black colleges and universities.  We’ll call him BS…short for wannabe Black Sophisticate. Anyway, we were supposed to hook up a couple of weeks later to attend a concert at a popular restaurant in DC; however, I had fallen very ill and had to reschedule (bummer!).  Fast forward to the following week and it’s SHOWTIME or so I thought…BS called me later that afternoon saying that he got us tickets to…