Goodbye Nurse!

So I’ve been in the house for a while because I broke my hand and it’s in a cast. A nice young woman calls and says “since you cant cook for yourself, I wanna take you to dinner” [she’s making me explode in my pants! SCORE!]. This is the third date. I’m liking this chick. She has an amazing way with words, makes me feel great and looks great.  She told me the theme for the night (IKR?) would be ‘The Nurse Is In’ [ummm okay]. She gets to my house 3 hours late and this chick walks in the door wearing a hideous animal print maxi dress. Since I don’t…