So one day I was playing around on Facebook and saw a man, let’s call him Sly, who I found attractive and started to flirt. I let him know that, although I found him attractive, I had a girlfriend at the time and not really looking for anything too serious. He asked me to lunch and I accepted his offer so that we could get to know each other. At lunch, he told me everything about his life such as him being a single father [found out that was a lie] to how he became a respectable public servant. Our date lasted for a few hours…we laughed, talked, and really…
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Jealous Beyotch
So I’m at the club at my friend Mary’s day party talking with some of my girlfriends when Mary’s childhood friends Steve and John walked in. I’m a hugger so naturally I hugged Steve and John when they approached. Steve and I began to have the standard “how have you been? what have you been up to?” conversation and he mentioned that he and his wife were expecting a child [awwww how sweet!]. As we were chit chatting, John pulled out his camera and snapped a picture of me and Steve. In the middle of our conversation, Steve’s extremely pregnant wife (at least 8 months) waddled over to us with…
