So I met this guy during the holiday season at a professional football game…my company had a private suite at the time and the guy worked at the stadium. We exchanged numbers and spoke on the phone a few days later….the typical get-to-know-you conversations. Anyway, he called me on a Monday and asked me out to dinner for Friday of that week. I was looking forward to it because he seemed pretty cool UNTIL he called me a couple of hours before our date breaking our plans. His excuse: “I gotta get my grandmother a Christmas tree.” [THE F**K ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!] As I burst into laughter I…
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A Ride
So I’m at a John Legend concert with my cousin on a Sunday night waiting for him to take the stage when this tall (6’4), dark, and oh so handsome man approached me out of nowhere [insert dreamy music]. We both talked about our excitement to see the great John Legend perform and continued to chit chat. I was hoping that we would exchange numbers and perhaps get to know each other because we seemed to hit it off quite well, but before we could even get to that point, he did something that I found rather bizarre that turned me all the way OFF: This dude asked me…
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WoMAN
So I had been seeing this chick, let’s call her Brenda, for a few weeks and I was feeling her…so much so that I decided to take her on a little road trip from DC to Philly to dine at a very nice restaurant. I should’ve known something was amiss with Brenda because when the waiter asked her how she wanted her steak, she said “HOT”. [What the f*** BRENDA DAMN! Act like you’ve been somewhere.] The waiter looked at me with the “she cannot be serious” face and all I could do was shake my head and give him the uncomfortable “yes, she is serious” look. I was…
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Christian Woman
So I came across a woman on Facebook that I went to middle school with, but never got acquainted with during the school years.After running into her in public, we ended up exchanging numbers and started to text and have multiple phone conversations. She seemed like a very nice and warm hearted Christian woman, so I was digging that tremendously being a Christian man. Anyway we started to spend time together….movies, dinner, and random meet ups just to talk. To sweeten the pot, she would cook and bring me all types of wonderful dishes she had prepared. [You know food is a way to a man’s heart.] …
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Non-Date Disaster
So I had just broken up with my boyfriend of 3 years and I was totally down in the dumps…an emotional wreck actually. I got a message on FB from a guy that I met a few years prior asking how I was doing and I let him know that things weren’t going too well due to my recent breakup. He tried to comfort me by saying the usual “Oh I’m so sorry to hear that” and “You can do better”. Our online chat ended with him asking me out in an effort to cheer me up and take my mind off of everything, but I declined his offer. He…
