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So I was at a homeboy’s party at a restaurant and saw a chick that was giving me the eye.  I was thinking to myself that “I can smash that” I’d like to get to know her.  So I waited it out until we went to the after party where we coincidentally ended up right next to each other.  So, we begin to talk and the conversation was rather humorous…perhaps because I was tipsy, but nonetheless we exchanged numbers (especially since the girl I really wanted to talk to had a boyfriend). At the end of the night, I found out that she needed a ride home (SCORE!!!) and me…