So an old flame from middle school catches up with me years later through a social media site. We began to chat again and since we were both single at that time, he asked me out. He said “Someone is throwing me a birthday party…Would you like to go as my guest?” “YES!” I said excitedly… When we arrived to the party, I was sexy to def [had to show him how much I’d grown and what he had been missing all of those years]. Anyway, as he escorted me through the door, I was introduced to the host of the party who was NAKED, except for a body stocking. This…