So I was on a first date with this guy at a restaurant that recently opened. I was excited to go to the restaurant because it was a chic, modern spot with a loungy vibe (if that made any sense) and they were big on featuring local artists (I’m an artist by the way). Anyway, things were going well (so I thought) until my date made a weird face. Me: Is everything ok? Him: Man what kind of place is this? It’s a whole bunch of cake boys (translation: homosexual men) in here? Me: Ummmm it’s a new restaurant and what dudes are you referring to anyway? Him: *points* Over…