So I’m going out to dinner with a guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks. The date started off kind of rocky because as we arrived to the restaurant, he walked in front of me without holding the door [OH HELL NO! Definitely NOT the gentleman that I expected]. At that point, my blood began to boil because I do believe in chivalry, but I tried to give him the benefit
So I went to dinner with a guy and it was time to bring the night to a close because we both had to go to work the next day. The dinner went well for the most part and we seemed to get along fine. As he’s driving me home, I informed him that he made a wrong turn and was going in the opposite direction. Instead of turning around as I thought he would,
So sparks are flying, endorphines are on overdrive, and he’s about to put it on you [so you think]. He whips it out and you’re like “ehhhh it’s aiiight…I can work with that…no big deal” UNTIL he pulls out a damn Magnum condom. *SMH* You then find yourself blinking profusely as if his member is going to miraculously grow to fit inside this extra large condom; however, reality sets in with a question burning inside
So a guy asked me for my number while I was out running errands and in a week’s time we made plans to go out on a date. He seemed cool, but leading up to the date he gave me a disclaimer by saying “Don’t be surprised if people come up to me while we’re out and ask me for my autograph.” I asked why and he said “because I look like an NFL player.” I said “Which
I took the Ladies Home Journal Why Are You Still Single? test and my results are as follows: Independent Spirit The way you deal with yourself and the men in your life is extremely healthy. You don’t harbor bitterness toward your exes or toward men in general, nor are you projecting a too-eager vibe to your dates. That’s because you like your life, and you’re not in any particular rush to change it. It could
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