So I met this guy through a friend of mine and I thought he was very cool. We exchanged numbers and continued to get to know each other. He invited me over for dinner one night and I was rather excited. Why? Because I absolutely LOVE a man in the kitchen.
I put the finishing touches on my outfit and headed to his place for our dinner date. Once I arrived, the aroma of deliciousness permeated the air [my stomach was brewing with excitement] and it didn’t hurt that his home was very well decorated. Needless to say, I was impressed.
Anyway, he invited me to have a seat in the living room while he finished preparing our meal and as he walked to the kitchen, he did something totally shocking: he took off his shirt stripping down to his “wife beater” (a tank top). Normally I wouldn’t be bothered by a man removing his shirt, but there was one (well two) HUGE problem….this dude had TITTIES! I mean he had soft, supple, perky breasts. I blinked profusely as if his man boobs would magically disappear, but they didn’t go away. [Insert sobbing 🙁] I tried to suppress my shallowness and continued to enjoy our date as best I could because dinner was great and he was a nice guy, but my eyes became fixated on those things.
Once we finished dinner, we sat on the couch to watch TV [YES! Something to take my eyes off of those titties!] and then it happened….this dude grabbed my head and laid it on his chest. [EWWW!!!!! OH MY MOTHER F****** GOODNESS! WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING MAN?!] I was sooooo incredibly grossed out and immediately sat up straight. It felt like I was laying on a lady. [YUCK!]
THIS DATE IS OVER!
I really tried to give this guy a chance and continued to see him for about a month or so, but everything about him began to annoy me and it was probably because I couldn’t seem to overlook those tigole bitties of his. Besides, my breasts are big enough to feed a small village and I refuse to compete with a man in the cleavage department! lol
Must. Be. Less. Shallow. 🙁
Sincerely,
Not Looking For a Bosom Buddy
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