We’re Not Together

So I was working at a bank and had been crushing on one of my regular customers. We spoke (and flirted) often since he visited my branch almost daily to handle his company’s deposits.

A couple of months passed and I landed a new job at a large firm paying way more than my BS bank teller salary [hallelujah!]. I, of course, informed my crush that I would be bidding the bank farewell in less than 2 weeks and, as I hoped, he asked for my number.

Because both of our schedules were so busy – me starting a new job and also being in the process of moving and him opening another store as well as being a father of two small children – we didn’t get a chance to really hang out as we would have hoped, but we definitely talked a lot.

A few weeks had gone by and we finally got breaks in our schedules to hang out. [YAY!!!] We were talking about where we were gonna go on our date and somehow the conversation shifted to his babysitting plans for his children. He mentioned that his children’s mother would be at his place watching the children [huh?]. Me not having children, I thought it was kind of odd that his ex wouldn’t simply take the children with her to her place. And that’s when he revealed a bit of information that he conveniently left out of all of our prior conversations by saying “Oh, she lives here, but we’re not together.” The conversation went a little something like this:

Me: “So y’all are not together huh?”

Him: “Nah”

Me: “Do y’all sleep in the same bed?”

Him: “Yes”

Me: “Then y’all are together!!!!”

Him: “No we’re not”

Me: “Well invite me over there and let me ask her myself”

Him: “Oh nah I can’t do that”

Me: “Exactly! Because y’all are together!”

THIS DATE IS OVER!

Me being the lady I am, I told him he was full of sh*t that we would not be going out and to no longer contact me. He kept trying to convince me to convince me that they were not together, but I wasn’t buying any of that crap.

Fast forward two months….I was leaving church with a friend and I saw a family of four in the distance. As the family walked in my direction, I got a clearer view of exactly who it was. It was Mr. We’re Not Together’ sporting a WEDDING BAND and holding hands with his WIFE and two kids. Aint that some sh*t? lol