Why Me?

Wingman? Why? I decided to go on a double date, with my homie, and these two young ladies we met at the movies. We exchanged info and set a date, I left work and went to go scoop my date,  upon arriving to her house I realized that there were like 20 dudes in front of her house. I parked walked up spoke and realized she was sitting on the porch getting her hair braided, yes hair braided and only 1/4. of it was done. So I’m like so we still going out, she replied yes just give me an hour. So I call my homie and he’s like what time y’all going to be here, I’m like she’s getting her hair done. So when we got there 2 hours later, I was pissed on top of that she was extra rude to the waiter who she claimed was flirting with her man, who? Me.. #thisdateisover

sincerely,

Jeff Writes