So a guy invited me to join him at a sports bar to watch a basketball game. I accepted his offer and headed to meet him there. He was fine as all get out, the conversation flowed nicely, and he was good friends with one of the bartenders which meant we got the super duper homeboy discount on everything. [Hallelujah!] I was a little hungry and didn’t want to drink on an empty stomach, so I ordered a dozen wings. I offered my date some of the wings, but he declined stating that he wasn’t hungry. I started to get full, so I asked the bartender to bring me a…
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Phoney T
So I was on a lunch date (a first date) with a guy that I met a few days prior. He was wearing sunglasses inside the restaurant which I thought that was kind of odd and I immediately became concerned that he was trying to cover up a lazy eye of sorts. He took the glasses off to appease me and, thank God, his eyes were fine. [WHEW!] He was an attractive guy, so I don’t understand why he was wearing those dumb ass sunglasses indoors. I guess he was trying to look cool. Who knows? Anyway, things were going well at first, but I started to notice that he was…
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Not All Black Men Fit The Stereotype
On the third date, I spent the night at his place. We kissed and he was pretty bad at it, but I didn't let that deter me. Before we did the obvious, I decided to reach down below to feel what he was working with
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Sucky Sucky
So this guy I had been talking to invited me out to lunch on a Saturday afternoon…our first date. He picked me up and we headed to the restaurant. The conversation went well on the ride over and continued over lunch. Because there’s no shame in my game when it comes to food, I ordered ribs. Yes, I know this isn’t great first date food I suppose, but I eat whatever the hell I want. Besides, I wasn’t in the mood for dainty food. lol Anyway, I placed my order and when the server requested to take my date’s order, he declined. [Ummmmm ohhhhkay] Of course I felt some kind of…
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Run Me My Food!
So I reconnected with a guy that I met about a year prior at a friend’s party…He found me on a social media site and we began to catch up over the next couple of weeks. We’ll call him the Chef. Chef called me on a Monday offering to make me dinner on Friday of that week [YESSSSS! #WINNING]. I was totally gushing on the inside because 1) I absolutely LOVE a man in the kitchen and 2) I appreciate a man who takes the initiative to prepare a home cooked meal. So, it was a date…Friday at 7pm. He told me he would be making steak and shrimp and…
