I’m on an online social site and one day this chick sends me a message saying, “Hey”. I respond back and we actually start to have a cool conversation. Lets call her “the cheerleader”. A couple of days later we exchange numbers and plan to meet up for drinks and food. The next day, I get a picture message from her with a picture of a guy. Wasn’t nude or anything so I’m thinking in my head, OK maybe she sent that to the wrong person. So I ignore it to not make the situation embarrassing to her. A few days later we finally meet up for happy hour. I…

So I received a message this morning from the stinky dude… I failed to mention in my previous post that he is also out of work… He messaged me to say good morning and then he proceeded to tell me he had good news… He decides he’s going to share… *rolls eyes* He got a job offer… FROM STARBUCKS! ———————- I flat-line! Are you fucking kidding me? Starbucks? No boo you gotta go! Why settle for that or get excited? Yes it could be used to hold you over but I surely wouldn’t be ecstatic about sharing that info with someone you’re trying to win over!

I met someone from eHarmony and we were taking it slow as in just being friends at the moment. I was cool with that. We planned for her to come up and visit me and we were going to “hang out.” I was showing her around D.C. nothing intimate or special. She came up from Richmond Friday evening and we went out that night. So we decided to go to Kobe, the plan was to pay half since this wasn’t a date. Oh when this heffa saw the bill, she looked over at me and said “you got this right?” I politely paid the bill while rolling my eyes hard…

I just had one of the most horrific encounters with a male ever… I quit smoking over a year ago and I vowed that I would not date anyone who does. I made an exception recently with the knowledge that he wants to stop and that he wouldn’t smoke around me. Cool, right? NOT! The first time we hung out it was cool. But our most recent encounter was disastrous! He got in my car and IT hit me. What was that smell? Yeah I smelled cigs but this was worse! Ummm dirty clothes, laundry bag kinda dirty clothes mixed with old cigs and stink cig breath! UGH! I was…

I just had one of the most horrific encounters with a male ever… I quit smoking over a year ago and I vowed that I would not date anyone who does. I made an exception recently with the knowledge that he wants to stop and that he wouldn’t smoke around me. Cool, right? NOT! The first time we hung out it was cool. But our most recent encounter was disastrous! He got in my car and IT hit me. What was that smell? Yeah I smelled cigs but this was worse! Ummm dirty clothes, laundry bag kinda dirty clothes mixed with old cigs and stink cig breath! UGH! I was…