Repost: Crotch Shots

So I met this guy on an online dating site and found him to be rather attractive. We seemed to hit it off and decided to exchange numbers to keep the conversation going offline. We spoke for a couple of weeks taking our time to get to know each other discussing what we were looking for in a relationship, our backgrounds, and etc. Since he wasn’t local, we were in the process of scheduling an official meet up for a Saturday afternoon.

Well on this one particular evening, we were having the typical “how was your day, how was work, and etc.” conversation. I had to cut our chat short because I was on my way to a Christmas party and as we were hanging up, he asked me to send him a picture of me. I obliged by texting him a picture of me enjoying the party and informed him that I’d reach out to him when I got home.

Fast forward a couples of hours, I arrived home and sent him a text saying “what’s up” to see if he was awake. This guy was all the way UP….literally. He responded by sending me not one, not two, but FOUR pictures of his ~~d*ck~~ penis. WHAT IN THE HELL?

Me: You cannot be serious

Him: What? You don’t like the color blue? [Note: He was wearing blue shorts in the picture]

Me: ~~ASSHOLE~~ This is not the time to be cracking jokes. What possessed you to send me something like that when we’re not even on that level?

Him: I’m sorry. I just felt so comfortable with you.

THIS DATE IS OVER!!!!

Now I’m not going to act like he didn’t have a really good looking penis because that thing was HUGE, but that’s not the point. My issue was #1) he was way out of line, #2) I never asked for a picture, especially one of that nature #3) we never had any conversations below the surface of any sexual nature #4) we hadn’t even met yet, and $5) I’M NOT DESPERATE. [The nerve of some people! Hmph!]

A word to the wise to the fellas: don’t go around sending your junk out to women all willy nilly, especially when the two of you have never met face-to-face. [The same goes to the ladies.] I can’t speak for all women, but I want a man to make love to my mind and to have a bit of a deeper connection (non-sexual intimacy) before dashing to the bedroom. Is it too much to want a man with CLASS? Ugh!

Sincerely,

Step Your Game Up & Don’t Send Crotch Shots to Strangers

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