Repost: You Forgot What?

Anyway, our eyes met….I smiled…he smiled, but he continued on to wherever he was going.  HOWEVER, he came back and asked for my number [SCORE!!!!]. I was gushing and couldn’t wait for his call.

Fast forward two days later…he calls [yay!] and we’re having great conversation until he places me on hold. While on hold, I hear him having a shouting match with some guy in the background and he says “I’ll get off of the mother f**kin phone when I feel like it! I’m tired of you clocking me!”  When he returns to the call, I ask if everything is okay at home and that’s when he dropped a bombshell on me.  He said “Oh I forgot to tell you…I’m homeless and I live in a homeless shelter.”  o_0

THIS DATE IS OVER!

Sir, no one forgets that they’re homeless….GTFOH

Long story more boring [as if it couldn’t get any worse], he spent the remaining 30 minutes of the call giving me a laundry list of his problems:

• “My ex-girl kicked me out”
• “My car got repossessed”
• “I was gonna get a job”
• “I bought a gun to rob a bank”
• “I got fired from my other job”

Needless to say, the date was over before it even began because I blocked all of his calls after that conversation.

Signed,

Thank God for Call Blocking