So I was on a weekend road trip with my sorority sisters, as we had a step competition. Being the devastating, dynamic, divas that we are, of course we came in first place. [Know us! Lol]
Anyway right after the show, we were chilling in our hotel room with the local sorors and some of their guy friends. Well I really seemed to hit it off with this one guy and we started talking about everything under the sun. While we were talking, I couldn’t help but get distracted by a weird smell. It was very faint at first, but then it started to grow stronger and stronger. I began to panic because I thought my deodorant had given up on me because, after all, I had just gotten off of the stage from doing a very intense step performance. I immediately became paranoid and started to grow rather disappointed in myself for having invited guests to our room before I had showered. [Major violation!]
So I made a mad dash to the bathroom and began to smell myself profusely to determine the origin of the offensive odor. When I say I took off everything, I TOOK OFF EVERYTHING – my shoes, socks, underwear, shirt – and smelled every part of my body that was humanly possible. But guess what? I DIDN’T STINK! [WHAT???? Then what the F*** is that smell?]
I came out of the bathroom a wee bit confused – happy that I didn’t stink, yet baffled that I couldn’t find the odor – and went back over to my new friend to continue our chit chat. While we were wrapping up our conversation, the smell returned and I excused myself for the second time.
As I was doing my second walk of shame to the bathroom, one of the local sorors noticed the distressed look on my face and pulled me aside.
Her: What’s wrong soror?
Me: There is this weird smell and for the life of me I cannot figure out what it is?
Her: (She starts laughing) Girl, you know you’re talking to Stinky Breath Steve right?
Me: Stinky Breath Steve?
Her: YES!
Me: Noooo! I refuse to believe that smell is actually human breath. OMG I thought it was me! I even went into the bathroom and smelled myself thinking I was the culprit.
THIS DATE IS OVER!
Sincerely,
Please brush, floss, gargle and go to the dentist regularly
Have you ever dated someone with breath this bad? What would you have done in the situation? Would you have told him to brush his teeth/gargle? Would you want to date him after getting a whiff of his breath?
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One Comment
Cornelius Thebodysnatcher Whitlock
Ain’t no way Stinky Breath Steve would have even been part of my crew or no type of wing man’s of mines. Never been on a date with one who’s breath stinks but have been on one blind date where a girls teeth were so Jacked up that I couldn’t make eye contact with her through the whole date tho.
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