So I was on my way to Europe, but had a layover in New Jersey. On my layover flight, I was gonna tune everything out and plug in my headphones, but the guy next to me decided to strike up a conversation [mother f*****!] He was not at all my type from a physical standpoint (his head was MASSIVE and his shoes were all the way run over), but he was very cool and I’m always down to connect with new people. Anyway, we had the typical ‘where are you from, where are you going, what do you do’ conversation. He disclosed that he was a surgeon in New York…
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Petty Moment
So I was at a barbecue at my cousin’s house when a friend of hers, let’s call her Vicky, arrived with this cutie patootie baby boy who was about 6 months old. The baby was a little fussy and Vicky was having a hard time putting him to sleep. My cousin joked that since I had the biggest boobs in the bunch, I should try to put the baby to sleep. Vicky handed me the baby, I held the him against my bosom and just like that, he went to sleep. [What can I say? They’re real and they’re spectacular!] As a joke, I posted a picture of me holding the baby on Facebook with…
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Mr. Softy
So I went to happy hour with this guy that I had been dating for a couple of months. Because he was a self-proclaimed lightweight, he only had one drink [apparently, I’m some sort of lush because I had three lol] and we stuffed our faces with wings and fries [I’m very health conscious 0_0 lol]. We went back to my place to watch movies and as the night wore on, my buzz went away, but I was kinda in the mood for some extracurricular activities if you know what I mean. [Wink wink] LET THE FOREPLAY BEGIN! Things were getting hot and heavy, so I figured it would be…
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Three’s Company
So I met this woman while I was on a bus trip to DC from NY and we exchanged numbers…she was headed to Virginia (where she lived). After a little over three months of talking, we decided that I would visit her in VA for the weekend. We were texting back and forth during my bus ride down from NY and as I got about 20 minutes away, she let me know that she’d be waiting for me at the bus station. I arrived as scheduled, but she wasn’t there, so I waited and waited and waited. After about 15 minutes of waiting, I texted her multiple times and got…
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A Ride
So I’m at a John Legend concert with my cousin on a Sunday night waiting for him to take the stage when this tall (6’4), dark, and oh so handsome man approached me out of nowhere [insert dreamy music]. We both talked about our excitement to see the great John Legend perform and continued to chit chat. I was hoping that we would exchange numbers and perhaps get to know each other because we seemed to hit it off quite well, but before we could even get to that point, he did something that I found rather bizarre that turned me all the way OFF: This dude asked me…
