Congratulations?

So in the church bulletin on Sunday, they announced that the Couples Ministry would be playing the movie “Courageous” on Thursday night. It was advertised as an inclusive event for “All couples, new couples, engaged couples, married couples, young and old” etc. So, I invited this guy I’ve only been out with 7-8 times to movie night at church.   We arrived only to be greeted by the Married Couples Ministry who does a special prayer with us for our marriage. My neck turned red. Then we go to sit down and all the tables are decorated with “How to make your marriage better” material and people start coming over to welcome…