So sparks are flying, endorphines are on overdrive, and he’s about to put it on you [so you think]. He whips it out and you’re like “ehhhh it’s aiiight…I can work with that…no big deal” UNTIL he pulls out a damn Magnum condom. *SMH* You then find yourself blinking profusely as if his member is going to miraculously grow to fit inside this extra large condom; however, reality sets in with a question burning inside that you dare not say out loud…..but every ounce of you wants to ask DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT MAGNUM? I mean seriously? Fellas, have you no shame? What is going through your mind…
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Mr. Softy
So I went to happy hour with this guy that I had been dating for a couple of months. Because he was a self-proclaimed lightweight, he only had one drink [apparently, I’m some sort of lush because I had three lol] and we stuffed our faces with wings and fries [I’m very health conscious 0_0 lol]. We went back to my place to watch movies and as the night wore on, my buzz went away, but I was kinda in the mood for some extracurricular activities if you know what I mean. [Wink wink] LET THE FOREPLAY BEGIN! Things were getting hot and heavy, so I figured it would be…
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Do you REALLY need that Magnum?
So sparks are flying, endorphines are on overdrive, and he’s about to put it on you [so you think]. He whips it out and you’re like “ehhhh it’s aiiight…I can work with that…no big deal” UNTIL he pulls out a damn Magnum condom. *SMH* You then find yourself blinking profusely as if his member is going to miraculously grow to fit inside this extra large condom; however, reality sets in with a question burning inside that you dare not say out loud…..but every ounce of you wants to ask DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT MAGNUM? I mean seriously? Fellas, have you no shame? What is going through your mind…
