Wipes

So my boo was on his way over for some much needed extracurricular activities [bom chika wah wah!] and it was EVERYTHING!

He knows that I’m very anal (pause) when it comes to after sex cleanup. I’m usually the one to get up and grab the baby wipes for us, but on this particular night, he volunteered to do so [Awww my boo gets me! Love me some him.] We cleaned ourselves and off to sleep we went.

I got up the next morning to get ready for work and went into the bathroom. As I wiped the sleep from my eye, I noticed my container of lemon fresh Lysol disinfecting wipes sitting on the sink and thought to myself “Oh shit! Please tell me he did not give me no damn Lysol wipe last night!”

I went back into my room and scoured the trash can for the wipes. Low and behold and to my dismay, there were two dried out lemon fresh Lysol disinfecting wipes in the trash can! This fool gave me a disinfecting wipe and I used it on my precious vagina!!!!! He wiped his penis with one too! I can’t!