2 Dates & A Baby

So I met this chick in college through a mutual friend, let’s call her Cray. Me, Cray, my (guy) friend, and her (girl) friend hung out one night. We hit it off immediately….we could feel a strong connection. We ended up seeing each other again because I accidentally held onto her keys after a night of drinking.

We went on date number one after I returned her keys and had a really nice time. Conversation was great…we just clicked naturally.

I went to pick her up from her dorm for date number two and, as soon as I arrived, she wanted to have sex. Under normal circumstances, this would’ve been fine, but she wanted all of the doors to be open for all to see and she had about 7 roommates who were wandering around at that time. To make matters worse, she wanted to have sex on top of the (dirty) sink in the community bathroom AND I didn’t have any condoms. Anyway, we did not have sex and went on our second date instead.

The night after date number two, we had a phone conversation and she told me she wanted to have my baby. Normally this would be funny and I’d laugh it off but she sounded genuine. So, I fell back completely by avoiding her calls because that creeped me out and I thought there were some mental issues there that I didn’t want to deal with.

A week went by and I started receiving random blocked calls. Several times a day, I’d answer and the person would just hang up. Then I started receiving a bunch of phone calls from her friends telling me that was missing. [As if I cared that she was missing.]

I got fed up with the blocked calls and hangups, so I called to confront Cray because I knew it was her. She denied it at first but eventually confessed exclaiming “You’re not a man and you have no balls!” Then all of a sudden, she broke down crying which went into her sobbing and saying that I hurt her.