So I decided to try out a dating app to test the waters. I’m a silly person to the core, so I made certain to include some banter about the importance of nice (well, decent) teeth in an effort to avoid matching with a yuckmouth [i.e. a person with really bad teeth]. I perused some profiles and came across this one guy who was very attractive; however, I couldn’t gauge how his teeth were going to look because his mouth was closed in all of his pictures [Red Flag], but I decided to put those fears aside, swiped right, and BOOM….it was a match! We chatted on the app…
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Construction Bae
So I was sitting in traffic on my way to work due to the never-ending construction. As I sat at the light, I could see that one of the construction workers was a high school friend named Johnny. I honked, said a quick hello, and then the light changed, so I had to keep it moving. Johnny messaged me a few minutes later saying that I caught the eye of one of his coworkers and wanted to know if I was interested in meeting the guy. I asked him to send a picture of his coworker before I could give the green light and Johnny obliged. His coworker was kind…
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We’re NOT Together
So I was working at a bank and had been crushing on one of my regular customers. We spoke (and flirted) often since he visited my branch almost daily to handle his company’s deposits. [He was fine…..what can I say?] A couple of months passed and I landed a new job at a large firm paying way more than my BS bank teller salary [hallelujah!]. I, of course, informed my crush that I would be bidding the bank farewell in less than 2 weeks and, as I had hoped, he asked for my number. Because both of our schedules were so busy – me starting a new job and also…
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Why the F*** You Lying?
So I was on a dating app and came across the profile of this tall, attractive guy. We were the same age [bonus] and he didn’t have kids [JACKPOT!!]. Fortunately, it was a mutual match and that we both swiped right. [Let’s get this love thing popping!] We exchanged numbers, but kept missing each other’s calls. We finally got a chance to talk a few days later and the conversation began with us sharing our backgrounds. He told me where he grew up and it just so happened to be in the same city. [WOW! What a coincidence?] Then he went on to discuss his current job and shared that…
