Hoe Hump

So one of my friends told me that his girlfriend wanted me to go out on a double date with her best friend. I had heard stories that this “best friend” was always causing drama when they were out together as well as this chick being a “hoe”. I agreed to take one for the team and go out with this chick, but only because my friend asked me. I am not into dating someone who is so open to sleeping around with just anyone very freely on a regular basis. I understand that people have their moments when they are sexually free, but you cannot be like this with any and everyone and this is how my best friend and his girl made her sound. They made it seem like 1 drink and a plate of food would have her legs spread wide open for dessert.

Anyway, we went out on the double date and ended up having a good time overall at dinner and playing pool. After the double date, we went back to my place for drinks and to watch movies in my living room. During the movie, my boy and his girlfriend were touching on each other and making out. I told them they might want to take that into my guest bedroom so that they could continue to “enjoy” themselves in private.

When they left the room, me and the ~~hoe~~ girl continued to watch the movie, but we both got tired and fell asleep. I got up to lay down in my bedroom and even though I did not like this girl in any way and absolutely did NOT want have sex with her, I felt bad that I would be lying on my king size bed and leaving her on the couch to sleep, especially since her best friend was cuddled up in the other bedroom with my boy. Thus, I invited her to sleep in my bed…BIG MISTAKE!

I made sure we were laying on separate sides of my HUGE bed and that I stayed far enough away from her to make the point that I was not down for any sexual activities. Well, let’s just say I woke up to her grinding her vagina on my leg and moaning. I was deep asleep and did not feel her initially grinding on my leg, but that was surely what woke me up. I really thought I was dreaming, but as reality set in, I just looked at her with the what-the-hell face, told her to stop and she needed to chill. I asked her what she was thinking and she said that she was horny and did not think I would mind. After this comment, I quickly hopped out of my bed still hoping that I was dreaming, but I wasn’t.

Sincerely,