So I was chatting with this guy online and DAAAAAAAAAMN he was fine…well at least according to his pictures he was [lol]. He was tall (about 6’4), great smile, good hair [ugh! I can’t believe I just said that] and was a bit of a snazzy dresser. As time went on, he asked for my number so that we could carry on the conversation offline to which I obliged and he texted me. [UGH!!! Why ask for my number if you’re just going to TEXT me? #PetPeeve] Anyway, he finally decided to call, but abruptly hung up and texted me. Him: Wow I get a google voice number though. SMH…
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Tigole Bitties
So I met this guy through a friend of mine and I thought he was very cool. We exchanged numbers and continued to get to know each other. He invited me over for dinner one night and I was rather excited. Why? Because I absolutely LOVE a man in the kitchen. I put the finishing touches on my outfit and headed to his place for our dinner date. Once I arrived, the aroma of deliciousness permeated the air [my stomach was brewing with excitement] and it didn’t hurt that his home was very well decorated. Needless to say, I was impressed. Anyway, he invited me to have a seat in…
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Crotch Shots
So I met this guy on an online dating site and found him to be rather attractive. We seemed to hit it off and decided to exchange numbers to keep the conversation going offline. We spoke for a couple of weeks taking our time to get to know each other discussing what we were looking for in a relationship, our backgrounds, and etc. Since he wasn’t local, we were in the process of scheduling an official meet up for a Saturday afternoon. Well on this one particular evening, we were having the typical “how was your day, how was work, and etc.” conversation. I had to cut our chat short…
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Christmas Tree
So I met this guy during the holiday season at a professional football game…my company had a private suite at the time and the guy worked at the stadium. We exchanged numbers and spoke on the phone a few days later….the typical get-to-know-you conversations. Anyway, he called me on a Monday and asked me out to dinner for Friday of that week. I was looking forward to it because he seemed pretty cool UNTIL he called me a couple of hours before our date breaking our plans. His excuse: “I gotta get my grandmother a Christmas tree.” [THE F**K ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!] As I burst into laughter I…
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A Ride
So I’m at a John Legend concert with my cousin on a Sunday night waiting for him to take the stage when this tall (6’4), dark, and oh so handsome man approached me out of nowhere [insert dreamy music]. We both talked about our excitement to see the great John Legend perform and continued to chit chat. I was hoping that we would exchange numbers and perhaps get to know each other because we seemed to hit it off quite well, but before we could even get to that point, he did something that I found rather bizarre that turned me all the way OFF: This dude asked me…
