Jealous Beyotch

So I’m at the club at my friend Mary’s day party talking with some of my girlfriends when Mary’s childhood friends Steve and John walked in.  I’m a hugger so naturally I hugged Steve and John when they approached.  Steve and I began to have the standard “how have you been? what have you been up to?” conversation and he mentioned that he and his wife were expecting a child [awwww how sweet!]. As we were chit chatting, John pulled out his camera and snapped a picture of me and Steve. In the middle of our conversation, Steve’s extremely pregnant wife (at least 8 months) waddled over to us with…