So I had been seeing this chick, let’s call her Brenda, for a few weeks and I was feeling her…so much so that I decided to take her on a little road trip from DC to Philly to dine at a very nice restaurant. I should’ve known something was amiss with Brenda because when the waiter asked her how she wanted her steak, she said “HOT”. [What the f*** BRENDA DAMN! Act like you’ve been somewhere.] The waiter looked at me with the “she cannot be serious” face and all I could do was shake my head and give him the uncomfortable “yes, she is serious” look. I was…
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Non-Date Disaster
So I had just broken up with my boyfriend of 3 years and I was totally down in the dumps…an emotional wreck actually. I got a message on FB from a guy that I met a few years prior asking how I was doing and I let him know that things weren’t going too well due to my recent breakup. He tried to comfort me by saying the usual “Oh I’m so sorry to hear that” and “You can do better”. Our online chat ended with him asking me out in an effort to cheer me up and take my mind off of everything, but I declined his offer. He…
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Birthday Surprise
So I moved from DC to Las Vegas and on the way I came across a few major unexpected expenses, on top of the fact that my position didn’t start for almost another 2 weeks. Needless to say, my money was extremely TIGHT. I had been rapping to this chick I met during my last visit to Vegas and I called her as soon as I got back in town. Coincidentally, my birthday was exactly one week from the day that I returned. So, we talked about what I was gonna do and I pretty much told her I was gonna chill because my money was jigh [translation: kind of]…
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Neighbor
So I was on the condo association and noticed that we had new tenants in the building…two gentlemen…brothers actually. I introduced myself and told them to let me know if they needed any help or had any questions about the building. A few days later, I ran into one of the brothers, let’s call him Jeff, and said hello as I normally would because I’m a friendly person. Jeff explained to me that he was having issues with the phone buzzing system and I let him know that I would take care of it. I called Jeff the next day from my cell phone (HUGE MISTAKE) and informed him that…
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Them Walls
So I met this guy and he was FINE…tall…dark…handsome…dapper. We talked on the phone a few times and I learned that he was a motivational speaker who toured with the great Tony Robbins. I absolutely melted because I was just in awe of his profession….dedicating his time to uplift the lives of others. Anyway, we were trying to arrange our official first date but our schedules didn’t seem to mesh. He called me on a Friday evening and asked me out, but I was in the middle of working on an art project for a client that required a considerable amount of time for completion. So, he asked if he…
