So I came across a woman on Facebook that I went to middle school with, but never got acquainted with during the school years.After running into her in public, we ended up exchanging numbers and started to text and have multiple phone conversations. She seemed like a very nice and warm hearted Christian woman, so I was digging that tremendously being a Christian man. Anyway we started to spend time together….movies, dinner, and random meet ups just to talk. To sweeten the pot, she would cook and bring me all types of wonderful dishes she had prepared. [You know food is a way to a man’s heart.] …
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Jealous Beyotch
So I’m at the club at my friend Mary’s day party talking with some of my girlfriends when Mary’s childhood friends Steve and John walked in. I’m a hugger so naturally I hugged Steve and John when they approached. Steve and I began to have the standard “how have you been? what have you been up to?” conversation and he mentioned that he and his wife were expecting a child [awwww how sweet!]. As we were chit chatting, John pulled out his camera and snapped a picture of me and Steve. In the middle of our conversation, Steve’s extremely pregnant wife (at least 8 months) waddled over to us with…
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Waste of Time
So my friend is at the mall and runs into this chick from back in the day. She asks about me. I tell my friend to give me her number so we can chat. I chat on the phone with her and she says ‘lets do lunch’. I oblige and start to make my way downtown. Almost there, I call and ask ‘where would you like to meet?’ She responds ‘I’m not driving right now so I need you to pick me up’. Against my better judgment, I comply. I approach her house and there is a Do Not Enter sign on the street. Just like with any One-Way street,…
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Bang Bang!
So I was briefly seeing this guy and damn he was fine. When I say this man was fine, I mean the boy was FINE! He was tall (about 6’4), dark, and had a smile full of pearly white teeth that could stop you in your tracks. [*Fanning Self*] Back to the regularly scheduled program… So, we’re back at the penthouse (my place) watching TV, exchanging a little kissy face, and I got up to fix us both a glass of wine to further set the mood. As I’m in the kitchen, I heard a series of explosions and thought to myself “someone’s bad @$$ kid is letting off some…
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You Don’t Live There
So I went to dinner with a guy and it was time to bring the night to a close because we both had to go to work the next day. The dinner went well for the most part and we seemed to get along fine. As he’s driving me home, I informed him that he made a wrong turn and was going in the opposite direction. Instead of turning around as I thought he would, he says to me “Nah, you don’t live there.” [Excuse me, but I think I know where I live] o_0 At this point, I’m thinking the dude is about to bash my head in and/or…
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