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    Wings and Tings

    So a guy invited me to join him at a sports bar to watch a basketball game. I accepted his offer and headed to meet him there.  He was fine as all get out, the conversation flowed nicely, and he was good friends with one of the bartenders which meant we got the super duper homeboy discount on everything. [Hallelujah!] I was a little hungry and didn’t want to drink on an empty stomach, so I ordered a dozen wings.  I offered my date some of the wings, but he declined stating that he wasn’t hungry.  I started to get full, so I asked the bartender to bring me a…

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    Sucky Sucky

    So this guy I had been talking to invited me out to lunch on a Saturday afternoon…our first date. He picked me up and we headed to the restaurant. The conversation went well on the ride over and continued over lunch. Because there’s no shame in my game when it comes to food, I ordered ribs. Yes, I know this isn’t great first date food I suppose, but I eat whatever the hell I want. Besides, I wasn’t in the mood for dainty food. lol Anyway, I placed my order and when the server requested to take my date’s order, he declined. [Ummmmm ohhhhkay] Of course I felt some kind of…

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    What Dat Mouf Do?

    So I decided to try out a dating app to test the waters.  I’m a silly person to the core, so I made certain to include some banter about the importance of nice (well, decent) teeth in an effort to avoid matching with a yuckmouth [i.e. a person with really bad teeth]. I perused some profiles and came across this one guy who was very attractive; however, I couldn’t gauge how his teeth were going to look because his mouth was closed in all of his pictures [Red Flag], but I decided to put those fears aside, swiped right, and BOOM….it was a match!   We chatted on the app…

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