So I met this guy and he was FINE…tall…dark…handsome…dapper. We talked on the phone a few times and I learned that he was a motivational speaker who toured with the great Tony Robbins. I absolutely melted because I was just in awe of his profession….dedicating his time to uplift the lives of others. Anyway, we were trying to arrange our official first date but our schedules didn’t seem to mesh. He called me on a Friday evening and asked me out, but I was in the middle of working on an art project for a client that required a considerable amount of time for completion. So, he asked if he…
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Laundromat
So I met this guy through a mutual friend and we really hit it off. We dated for a few weeks and all seemed pretty well, as we were in the ‘get-to-know-you’ phase. Well this one particular weekend, I spent most of my Saturday running errands and washing clothes at my favorite laundromat on Brown Street because, me being the procrastinator that I am, I waited til my clothes piled up and was on my last pair of underwear to actually do my laundry. Lol Once I got home (late afternoon/early evening), I decided to call my new friend to see if we could link up later on that evening…
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Goodbye Nurse!
So I’ve been in the house for a while because I broke my hand and it’s in a cast. A nice young woman calls and says “since you cant cook for yourself, I wanna take you to dinner” [she’s making me explode in my pants! SCORE!]. This is the third date. I’m liking this chick. She has an amazing way with words, makes me feel great and looks great. She told me the theme for the night (IKR?) would be ‘The Nurse Is In’ [ummm okay]. She gets to my house 3 hours late and this chick walks in the door wearing a hideous animal print maxi dress. Since I don’t…
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Waste of Time
So my friend is at the mall and runs into this chick from back in the day. She asks about me. I tell my friend to give me her number so we can chat. I chat on the phone with her and she says ‘lets do lunch’. I oblige and start to make my way downtown. Almost there, I call and ask ‘where would you like to meet?’ She responds ‘I’m not driving right now so I need you to pick me up’. Against my better judgment, I comply. I approach her house and there is a Do Not Enter sign on the street. Just like with any One-Way street,…
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Bang Bang!
So I was briefly seeing this guy and damn he was fine. When I say this man was fine, I mean the boy was FINE! He was tall (about 6’4), dark, and had a smile full of pearly white teeth that could stop you in your tracks. [*Fanning Self*] Back to the regularly scheduled program… So, we’re back at the penthouse (my place) watching TV, exchanging a little kissy face, and I got up to fix us both a glass of wine to further set the mood. As I’m in the kitchen, I heard a series of explosions and thought to myself “someone’s bad @$$ kid is letting off some…
