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Mr. Softy
So I went to happy hour with this guy that I had been dating for a couple of months. Because he was a self-proclaimed lightweight, he only had one drink [apparently, I’m some sort of lush because I had three lol] and we stuffed our faces with wings and fries [I’m very health conscious 0_0 lol]. We went back to my place to watch movies and as the night wore on, my buzz went away, but I was kinda in the mood for some extracurricular activities if you know what I mean. [Wink wink] LET THE FOREPLAY BEGIN! Things were getting hot and heavy, so I figured it would be…
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Repost: Courting The “Right Way” & Sh*t
So I connected with this girl last night at a bar. I wanted to take her out and stuff (court her the right way)….Picnics, movies and sh#!t. She tells me to call her, so I attempt 3-4 times the very next day until I get frustrated and text her saying “I guess you are giving me the hand”. She eventually responds via text saying that her phone was in her room (for 12-15 hours). But, now she is mad at me for assuming that she dissed me. I apologized to her simply saying I did not mean it all like that. I just didn’t know how to interpret her silence.…
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Hoe Hump
So one of my friends told me that his girlfriend wanted me to go out on a double date with her best friend. I had heard stories that this “best friend” was always causing drama when they were out together as well as this chick being a “hoe”. I agreed to take one for the team and go out with this chick, but only because my friend asked me. I am not into dating someone who is so open to sleeping around with just anyone very freely on a regular basis. I understand that people have their moments when they are sexually free, but you cannot be like this with…
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Repost: Tigole Bitties
So I met this guy through a friend of mine and I thought he was very cool. We exchanged numbers and continued to get to know each other. He invited me over for dinner one night and I was rather excited. Why? Because I absolutely LOVE a man in the kitchen. I put the finishing touches on my outfit and headed to his place for our dinner date. Once I arrived, the aroma of deliciousness permeated the air [my stomach was brewing with excitement] and it didn’t hurt that his home was very well decorated. Needless to say, I was impressed. Anyway, he invited me to have a seat in…
