So I had been seeing this chick, let’s call her Brenda, for a few weeks and I was feeling her…so much so that I decided to take her on a little road trip from DC to Philly to dine at a very nice restaurant. I should’ve known something was amiss with Brenda because when the waiter asked her how she wanted her steak, she said “HOT”. [What the f*** BRENDA DAMN! Act like you’ve been somewhere.] The waiter looked at me with the “she cannot be serious” face and all I could do was shake my head and give him the uncomfortable “yes, she is serious” look. I was…
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Christian Woman
So I came across a woman on Facebook that I went to middle school with, but never got acquainted with during the school years.After running into her in public, we ended up exchanging numbers and started to text and have multiple phone conversations. She seemed like a very nice and warm hearted Christian woman, so I was digging that tremendously being a Christian man. Anyway we started to spend time together….movies, dinner, and random meet ups just to talk. To sweeten the pot, she would cook and bring me all types of wonderful dishes she had prepared. [You know food is a way to a man’s heart.] …
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Superbowl Showdown
So I was headed to a superbowl party hosted by a group of fraternity brothers. A few days before the party, I got a call from a guy (let’s call him Lew Zer) that I had been out with a couple of months prior and he informed me that he’d also be at the superbowl party. Nothing happened between the two of us besides dinner because. Lew Zer blew me off for our second date and I stopped calling him after that. Because I overslept, I arrived to the superbowl party right before half-time and once I got into the house, it was absolutely packed with people. I made my…
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Busted?
So I met this guy at a mutual friend’s cookout and we really hit it off. He was tall, handsome, and really made me laugh. We spoke on the phone a few times and discussed our relationship statuses. I let him know that I was single and wasn’t seeing anyone…he echoed my remarks. On this one particular evening during my drive home from work, he called me, but I could hear a little tension in his voice as if something was wrong and the conversation went something like this: Him: So how was your day? Me: My day was pretty good and yours? Him: Oh my day was good….So you’re…
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Them Walls
So I met this guy and he was FINE…tall…dark…handsome…dapper. We talked on the phone a few times and I learned that he was a motivational speaker who toured with the great Tony Robbins. I absolutely melted because I was just in awe of his profession….dedicating his time to uplift the lives of others. Anyway, we were trying to arrange our official first date but our schedules didn’t seem to mesh. He called me on a Friday evening and asked me out, but I was in the middle of working on an art project for a client that required a considerable amount of time for completion. So, he asked if he…
