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    Declined!

    So I’m on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on and the conversation is going rather well. Great jokes, chemistry…the whole nine.  I could picture us being a wonderful pair.  [Insert daydreaming music] As dinner comes to a close, the server brings the bill and my date quickly hands over his credit card to pay the tab. We continue our delightful conversation when the server returns with a look of confusion and leans over to my date to tell him that his card was DECLINED. [HOLY SHAAAAAAAAAAT!] My date is absolutely stunned as he tries to understand how the money somehow disappeared from his account. He…

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    Pencil D***

    So I met this guy in a popular nightlclub in DC and we dated for a few months. Things progressed pretty well and pretty quickly. Eventually, our dates became longer and longer until one night I decided to give him some. Things were getting hot and heavy…I asked him if he had any condoms and he said “no”. So I told him to get some. My neighborhood was a pretty popular neighborhood with plenty of convenience stores within seconds of my home, yet it took him 45 minutes. When he returned, he seemed pretty nervous, but I invited him to my bedroom to relax with a glass of wine. The…

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    Do you REALLY need that Magnum?

    So sparks are flying, endorphines are on overdrive, and he’s about to put it on you [so you think]. He whips it out and you’re like “ehhhh it’s aiiight…I can work with that…no big deal” UNTIL he pulls out a damn Magnum condom. *SMH*  You then find yourself blinking profusely as if his member is going to miraculously grow to fit inside this extra large condom; however, reality sets in with a question burning inside that you dare not say out loud…..but every ounce of you wants to ask DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT MAGNUM?  I mean seriously?   Fellas, have you no shame?  What is going through your mind…

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    Clean Up, Man

    So I’ve been in an exclusive relationship with a guy for about 5 months now and things are going well for the most part. With the exception of our regular dates and gym time, we spend a lot of time at each other’s places….Actually, we spend most of the time at my place because I do most of the cooking and he likes the way I throw down. lol Anyway, I enjoy cooking and fixing my man’s plate because I want everything to look and taste perfect, especially if it’s something coming out of my kitchen. When I started cooking for him in the beginning, he was very helpful with the dishes…

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