So I was on my way to Europe, but had a layover in New Jersey. On my layover flight, I was gonna tune everything out and plug in my headphones, but the guy next to me decided to strike up a conversation [mother f*****!] He was not at all my type from a physical standpoint (his head was MASSIVE and his shoes were all the way run over), but he was very cool and I’m always down to connect with new people. Anyway, we had the typical ‘where are you from, where are you going, what do you do’ conversation. He disclosed that he was a surgeon in New York…
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Lil Man
So I had been talking to this guy regularly on the phone and we finally made plans to go on a date. We met at a restaurant near my home and had a ball. We ate, drank, conversed [the conversation was GREAT!], and danced [they had a live band]. It was a wonderful date! It was time for us to part ways, so he walked me to my car. He pulled me closely and kissed me. [OH EM GEE! Fireworks!] The kiss was absolutely amazing and I didn’t want to stop, but eventually pulled back to avoid getting too carried away. As I hugged him goodbye, he said he wanted to talk…
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Barbershop
So I exchanged numbers with this guy and, during our initial chat, I learned that he lived about 4 hours away. [Damn!] We kept in touch in spite of the distance and spoke fairly regularly . He came to town within the following weeks and we had the absolute BEST time. We went to a number of bars in the city (kind of like a bar crawl) and danced the night away. I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. It felt great to just go out and have some good old-fashioned fun….nothing planned or pretentious. [This dude might be a keeper!] Eventually, the clock struck…
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Do you REALLY need that Magnum?
So sparks are flying, endorphines are on overdrive, and he’s about to put it on you [so you think]. He whips it out and you’re like “ehhhh it’s aiiight…I can work with that…no big deal” UNTIL he pulls out a damn Magnum condom. *SMH* You then find yourself blinking profusely as if his member is going to miraculously grow to fit inside this extra large condom; however, reality sets in with a question burning inside that you dare not say out loud…..but every ounce of you wants to ask DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT MAGNUM? I mean seriously? Fellas, have you no shame? What is going through your mind…
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Bosom Buddies
So a guy that I dated a few years prior resurfaced and we clicked instantly. It was like old times, but 1000 times better. We both picked up a little weight in between time, but that didn’t stop us from rekindling the flame. Anyway, we were inseparable…talked to each other all of the time, went on wonderful dates…we were both smitten and I was soaking up all of those loving feelings. One night, he was dropping me off at home after an amazing date and he planted a kiss on me that completely took my breath away. It was magical and at that point, there was no turning back. We…
